Calorie shifting is a weight loss method embraced by several diet plans available today. These diets suggest people are able to lose weight on other diets, by reducing carbohydrates or calorie intake, but then quickly gain the weight back because their metabolism adjusts to the lowered calorie intake, and slows down accordingly.

Here is how calorie shifting works; because you are supplied with a menu of healthy, balanced meals, to be eaten at specific hours of the day, your metabolism never gets used to any eating routine.

Hey buddy! So you want to lose weight, eh? Its summertime and you want to look all nice and hot for those babes at the beach. Ok, here’s what you have to do if you want this to happen quickly; eat lots of cabbage and drink a gallon of prune juice twice daily at noon . . . no wait. Hmm, try this; eat nothing but ice cream and lard for the next three weeks or until the next full moon . . . no that’s not it either. Aha! Here we go; eat six hotdogs per day (with syrup), while cutting out all meat products and carbs . . . . . what? Why are you giving me that look?? Ok, so maybe that wasn’t quite your cup of tea . . . Did I mention tea? Try this magic herbal-essence tea, with the special fat melting ingredient, Babaganoosh. Of course to ensure its potency, the only additional foods you can eat is two loaves of rye bread with pickles and mayonnaise . . . STOP THE MADNESS ALREADY!!!