Even if you are the reigning queen of hip-hop, properly instructing boys to “put a ring on it,” you occasionally need to slim down and shape-up. Life on the road and long strings of late night performances take their toll-too much late-night deliciousness and too little exercise add toxins and pounds to a hip-hop diva’s most precious assets. When you top the charts, requests, and popularity polls, however, you need brook no nastiness; you have earned the right to feel your palette pleased even as you detoxify and regain your fitness.

Wisely reformulating the traditional “Master Cleanse” to make it far more palatable without compromising its effectiveness, “Beyonce’s Diet” has all the same antioxidant circulation- and immunity-building properties of the original detox formula, but Beyonce and friends have made it taste good. In some ingenious variants of Beyonce’s diet, nutritionists have compressed all the vital cleansers and nutrients into tablet form.

Hey buddy! So you want to lose weight, eh? Its summertime and you want to look all nice and hot for those babes at the beach. Ok, here’s what you have to do if you want this to happen quickly; eat lots of cabbage and drink a gallon of prune juice twice daily at noon . . . no wait. Hmm, try this; eat nothing but ice cream and lard for the next three weeks or until the next full moon . . . no that’s not it either. Aha! Here we go; eat six hotdogs per day (with syrup), while cutting out all meat products and carbs . . . . . what? Why are you giving me that look?? Ok, so maybe that wasn’t quite your cup of tea . . . Did I mention tea? Try this magic herbal-essence tea, with the special fat melting ingredient, Babaganoosh. Of course to ensure its potency, the only additional foods you can eat is two loaves of rye bread with pickles and mayonnaise . . . STOP THE MADNESS ALREADY!!!

Detox Dieting for Weight Loss

By now, most of us have heard of detox dieting. Detox dieting is a method of cleansing the body’s systems in order to produce “cleaner” detoxified cooperative bodily functions. Detox dieting can help alleviate constipation, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, stomach pain, skin problems, a bloated stomach, chronic fatigue, weight gain, and much more. Detox dieting can even help decrease chronic pain.

Detox dieting can contribute to weight loss. How? The body is programmed to sustain itself on natural foods and ingredients. The additives we place in our bodies are quite foreign to them and despite the fact that our bodies have had these toxins in our systems all our lives, it still is not equipped to handle them. Much of out body’s weight retention has to do with the chemicals and toxins that our bodies hang onto.